How do u flee from a boring party?!

OMG...I came tot he birtday party..1h late..but i didnt know the time hence nobody actually told me so i had to call her 3 times before she even pick up the damn cell.

Anyway..appartment was in the basement.
Realy nice actually but i whould have..hmm..changed everything..but well they have a kid and i dont think noone of them is that intresting in redecorating anything so.
The party..to make the story short:
Boring ppl...lot and lot of girls that has kids..that dont talk about anything else than there kids..and they up to no good men and that they need to go on a diet and start train since they became fat after giving birth..well yeah the usual.

So, only thing for me to do was...try to get drunk..i actually managed quite good..
but at 23,30 (old time) and 4h of Sing-a-long on PS2 i just..omg..pl let me escape.
So group SMS..How do u flee from a boring party?! and a few tips later i was on my way home ;)
The "my bussticket dont work after 00,00 and i have no money on me trick worked just fine" for the record. So home..and actually fell asleep at 01,00.
Almoust sober..so the party sucked but atleast i was home in time..for ones ;)